so that wasnt chicken after all
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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