when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was