Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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