That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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