do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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