My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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