so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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