at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
actually, I'm a sock model
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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