can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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