Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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