I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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