Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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