never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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