Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
