My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
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I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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