i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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