can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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