There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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