do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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