Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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