There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm both gender and math confused
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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