Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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