my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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