if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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