ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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