oh god the rape fog is back!
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
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