Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
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I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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