you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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