I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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