from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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