Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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