I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
it's like heaven, but drunker
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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