I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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