There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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