fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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