Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize