didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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