This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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