I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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