There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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