K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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