Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
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I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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