using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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