Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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