tell your sister to shave her snatch
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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