I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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