I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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