Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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