I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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