dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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