But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I have fence marks all over my body
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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