those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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