I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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