come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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