im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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