My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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