if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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