What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
